Draw Something Porn
Sometimes there’s only one way to calm them *the fuck* down.

Sometimes there’s only one way to calm them *the fuck* down.

Girl bands these days show off so much more skin, don’t they?

Girl bands these days show off so much more skin, don’t they?

To be fair, my eyes water when I do that with a cock as well.

To be fair, my eyes water when I do that with a cock as well.

After watching My Phone Sex Secrets on channel 4, I realise just how inaccurate this illustration is.

After watching My Phone Sex Secrets on channel 4, I realise just how inaccurate this illustration is.

The trajectory path of that semen is quite something.

The trajectory path of that semen is quite something.

At first, I regretted drawing such an out of date phone, but then I figured she’s probably just a hipster.

At first, I regretted drawing such an out of date phone, but then I figured she’s probably just a hipster.

I mean I was going to draw washing up to put the glove in context, but I decided that would be too hard.

I mean I was going to draw washing up to put the glove in context, but I decided that would be too hard.

I don’t know why she’s crying, she could be a lot less comfortable than this.

I don’t know why she’s crying, she could be a lot less comfortable than this.

Belt - not just a noun!

Belt - not just a noun!

Technically, that looks like caning, but I’ll let it go in the name of artistic licence.

Technically, that looks like caning, but I’ll let it go in the name of artistic licence.

The artwork that launched a hundred shakily drawn nipples. The rest of the pic is obviously critical to the subject in question.

The artwork that launched a hundred shakily drawn nipples. The rest of the pic is obviously critical to the subject in question.